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Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material



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normanbuckley:

This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop.  And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you


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suturestitch asked:
May I have some otters, please? Thank you ^^